Modern Warfare 3

So tonight Infinity Ward will reveal the first gameplay trailer of Modern Warfare 3, based on the teaser and some ads I saw at Gamestop it looks like it is taking place primarily in the United States.  Thats pretty sick, because I'm all about blasting terrorists on my home turf.  I'm hoping this game is  awesome.  More to come once the trailer is revealed.

The worst part of rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay

What we have here is the elusive roller-bro.  He is a feeble creature who wears very deceptive costumes. At first glance you think he is just a normal bro who wears plaid shorts and has a iPhone, but when you ask him for a ride he says "no man, I'm BLADING today".  He also feels that he is a step above your average pedestrian, notice how, despite him not being a bicycle or motor vehicle, he still travels on the street as opposed to the sidewalk.