Sunday, May 22, 2011

The worst part of rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay

What we have here is the elusive roller-bro.  He is a feeble creature who wears very deceptive costumes. At first glance you think he is just a normal bro who wears plaid shorts and has a iPhone, but when you ask him for a ride he says "no man, I'm BLADING today".  He also feels that he is a step above your average pedestrian, notice how, despite him not being a bicycle or motor vehicle, he still travels on the street as opposed to the sidewalk.


  1. oh my god you are so absurd I can't believe I am marrying into this weirdness :)

  2. I'd rather him be on the road and hit by a car than on the sidewalk and hit me :P