What we have here is the elusive roller-bro. He is a feeble creature who wears very deceptive costumes. At first glance you think he is just a normal bro who wears plaid shorts and has a iPhone, but when you ask him for a ride he says "no man, I'm BLADING today". He also feels that he is a step above your average pedestrian, notice how, despite him not being a bicycle or motor vehicle, he still travels on the street as opposed to the sidewalk.
oh my god you are so absurd I can't believe I am marrying into this weirdness :)
ReplyDeleteI've got a bro-ner
ReplyDeleteI'd rather him be on the road and hit by a car than on the sidewalk and hit me :P
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