The worst part of rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay
What we have here is the elusive roller-bro. He is a feeble creature who wears very deceptive costumes. At first glance you think he is just a normal bro who wears plaid shorts and has a iPhone, but when you ask him for a ride he says "no man, I'm BLADING today". He also feels that he is a step above your average pedestrian, notice how, despite him not being a bicycle or motor vehicle, he still travels on the street as opposed to the sidewalk.